The Depressing Life of An American Teenager
casasstrophe:

uncolorfulskittles:

aristophania:

hi:

on the bus with all my friends


out to dinner with all my friends

Maybe you guys should do things together

cant you see they both already have way too many friends to make new ones?

casasstrophe:

uncolorfulskittles:

aristophania:

hi:

on the bus with all my friends

out to dinner with all my friends

Maybe you guys should do things together

cant you see they both already have way too many friends to make new ones?

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

scrunchablelunchable:

Quick lil’ animals

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

bunnyfood:

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard