The Depressing Life of An American Teenager

vanquisherofdeath:

reallyjustmadmaninabox:

Dramatic pauses

Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters

wretchedoftheearth:

I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open

it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

city-boi:

i’m 17 and australian someone wanna date me 

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

broadens:

the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me

itsvondell:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

kingparq:

neck deep // what did you expect?

kingparq:

neck deep // what did you expect?

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this